Jan 13, 2012

Taking the Blame Like a Man

It's ME...
Max (DaOdderWeenie)

My "Fat in da Can" sissy
AMBER
is still takin' it easy.
SO
You gots me for this post!
(After all, I am supposed to be CO-AUTHOR of this blog, right?)
(Even though Fat Butt hasn't let me post for a year)

Furst of all, I wants to tell ya that Sissy is doin' just fine.  I really did NOT launch my huge self from her itty bitty back, but if that's what makes her hap-pee, I'll let her think that.  She probably just pulled a muscle trying to get the tweet jar open.  I do like to irritate her though.


I wants to clear sometin' up fur all my furends.
Sissy keeps hintin' that I am better known as
MR. DESTRUCTO
Not True.  It really be those nutty tree rats that keep rippin the guts from all the stuffies.  Jus' look at these fotos.  Does it look like I'm bad to my stuffies?


(I won't show you the "after" fotos of these stuffies)

(This is really a great BIG stuffy....Mom calls it a BED)

I haven't been able to de-gut this one.......yet
 (I didn't mean to say "de-gut".  I meant "repair")

Don't I look like Mr. Innocent???

***********
Ok, now....I'm trying to drum up some courage here!

Did every buddy nose about the big Valentine's Day Blogville Pawty?


It's being hosted by our furend
Click HERE to get all the pawty de-tails.
There is gonna be a Kissin' Booth and Raffles and Lots of Blogville Fun!

Now for the SCARY pawt.
I'm jus' a fun-lovin pup who has always
played the field.
BUTT
I thinks I has fallen in luv!
I has kept it a secret for a looooong time
butt now I must confess.

would you be my date for the
Valentine's Day Pawty?
(I pawmise I won't jump on your back)


*******
Just to show I'm a nice guy, I would like to thank my wittle sissy, Amber, for letting me post today.
She's all better and will be back with every buddy real soon.

Now I has to get back to work!
So...catch ya later!


  


43 comments:

Max the Quilt Cat said...

It's a big day for trouble. Bugsy is in trouble over here today. I think you stuffies look as if you are taking very good care of them. I'll spread the word.

Have a good weekend, Max...

pawhugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles...

Minna Krebs said...

Bwahahahaha, Max! We justs LOVES that last foto of you!

We have the same issues at our house with da Giant-sized stuffies that my momma keeps trying to call a bed. What's up with that? If they is full of the white floof and soft on da outside, its a Stuffie!

What Remains Now said...

I think that last picture says it all. I hope Anna Rose will be your Valentine!

3 doxies said...

Uh, I didn't realize it was a secret you was in loves withs Anna Rose...my bad. Hers will definately say yes...cuz I knows everything.

OMD, I loves your hole. You is a true blooded doxie! You has done da breed proud.

Puddles

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Good to hear from you ... I guess Golden Thanks to AMBER. But wait did you say the "FAT" Oh Oh ! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Max I know Anna Rose will say Yes...

Now to the imPAWtant stuffs...
MAX... MY Brudder.... I totally BOW DOWN to your TUNNEL DIGGIN SKILLS.. HOLY GWALK A MOLY big guy... THAT is aMAYziiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg. Simply amazing. THAT one needs to go into the Dachshund Hall of FAME!!!

It does FUR SURE!!!!
Glad that you got to post... you know how these Wimmen want to Hog all the stuffs fur themselves. It is about darn time you got to POST.
I am happy to hear that Amber is doing better.
DARN I can't even THINK right after seein your Extraordinary Excavational skills!!!! WaaahRoo Max!!!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Max...we had no idea you knew this many words!! MOL MOL MOL!!

When you live with lots of females it is best to answer everything with 'yes dear'!! It will keep you out of troubles. Very gentlemanly of you to take the blame too. Being a Diva...I know a Diva when I see one and I suspect Amber is seriously a diva.
We are glad you can read us we would miss you!!
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi

Keisha said...

O hai! I don't have a sister dog at home, so I don't have the fights. I just like to sit on the couch a lot. :)

Remington said...

Best of luck on asking Anna Rose....I know she will say yes. Me, I am not having any luck on getting a date....

Peggy Frezon said...

Wow a stuffie exists that you haven't been able to totally unstuff and de-squeak? Must be one tough toy. I see you are quite the romantic Max!

Old Kitty said...

Awwwww lovely Max!! It's so lovely to see you!! Awwww of course you are innocent of everything! Yay!! You're so adorable and you and Anna Rose make a most perfect gorgeous couple!! Awwwww!!

Take care
x

rottrover said...

Max!! Your stuffie-care skilz are amazing. Gizmo's favorite de-stuffie was one of those bed thingys... You're awesome. And that tunneling??? So cool. We can't do that. Who could resist your charms??

-Bart and Ruby

Mumsy and Furkids said...

Max we can see you take very good care of your stuffies. Why you even bury them to keep them warm and safe don't you? Or are you going to your favorite hidey hole in that last picture? Whatever you are up to we think you are just quite alright and a very handsome guy. Shame on those tree rats for unstuffing your stuffies. We are glad Amber is getting better. Hugs and nose kisses

Nola said...

Glad she's ok and I hope Anna Rose says yes!
Dachshund Nola

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh! You are going to have a date...hopefully. How exciting. Thanks for sharing with everyone about the PAWTY! With all you fellows asking girls to the PAWTY Glacier's starting to get ideas over here. LOL
Glad Amber is getting better and I have no doubt that you treat your stuffies well...I can't "see" any evidence to convince me otherwise. ;)

George The Lad said...

Good to hear from you Max, when love hits its a great feeling ;)Tess came running when I played your video love your bedrooms all lined up.
Now this party, Stanzie has been intouch with me and I've not been back to see her!!!! so thinks for reminding me.
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

harrispen said...

Max, I love the picture of you working the tunnel. I am sure that showing off you true dachsie skills will win Miss Anna Roses heart.

Good luck.

Cindy

Kitty+Coco said...

Yup, I see the look of young love in your weenie eyes. Make sure to take some Binaca to the kissing booth! Yeah..um..not sure I am buying the being nice to stuffies thing. Stuffies practically ask to be de-gutted. Glad to hear Amber is getting betters.

Kitty+Coco

A MilShelb Mom said...

Wow! That is one great hole you dug!

And I (Shelby) LOVE to de-stuff toys, too! No big deal.

~Milly and Shelby

Agnes B Bullock said...

Glad that AMber's healing!

Anna Rose asked her Daddy and she has his permission to go to the Valentine's Day dance with you!

Mr. Pip said...

Looks like you just got your answer ...sniff, sniff ...how sweet, young love blossoming.

Your pal, Pip

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Well, Max, DaOdder Weenie, I is glad to see you finally doing a postie. A year, huh? And you rilly did not use Amber as a springboard? You be a better man than me. Oh, rite, I is a gurl.

Tucker The Crestie said...

Hey, cutie! You look innocent to us!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Hmmm, we've seen Buddy trying to look innocent too many times to be completely taken in by your sincere look. But just a little.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Max, we know you love your sweet sissy so much that you would never hurt her. You just like to have fun with her, right?

Hope Anna Rose says yes, that would be pawesome.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Kari in Vegas said...

I hope she says yes!

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Brian said...

It is very nice to see you! Anna Rose has gotta say yes, you are just so handsome!

Tracy said...

Ummm, Max, first off, it is NOT nice to call your sister names. I learned that the hard way when I called Hurricane a bad name and he locked me in the closet...wait a minute, no I chased him and that's why he locked me in the closet but regardless, you must be nice to da sister!
ANgel-Kitty!

Maggie Mae said...

OoH Max,

You is so romantical! You and Amber Rose make such a cute couple too. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Max don't you know that boys drool and girls rule! Thanks for your comment about the christmas card, it is so weird that it was shifted around so much. Mom will send you an email about it!

Doxie Rod said...

hi max! i am really impressed with your stuffy repair skills! and that is so nice to promise to not jump on your date's back :) i'm sure you would never do anything of the sort!

Lorenza said...

I hope Amber will be like new in no time!
De-stuffing... interesting....
I have never done that....
I guess I am missing some fun!
And Anna Rose said.... YES!
Congratulations!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

bichonpawz said...

Very nice to hear from you Max!! Hope Amber is feeling better!! Glad to hear that Anna Rose said yes!
xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Roo said...

BOL! Great butt shot of ya Max ;) You be on your best behavior at that dance now k? Don't wanna hear bout any goins on that can't be published ;)

So happy Amber is all healed up :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Tessa the Maltese said...

I is glad to her that Amber is feelin lots better.

I sure is gald that Anna Rose said yes to you.

Must have been the great butt shot, oh, ah, I mean the big tunnel you dug.

woos, Tessa

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

Awww, Max, you;re so sweet! We hope Anna Rose says YES to you! How could she say no to that face?

FiveSibesMom said...

Oh my dog...that last photo is priceless!!!!

Wyatt said...

That is so romantic...how can Anna Rose say anything but yes :D

Wyatt

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Anna Rose would be foolish to turn down going to the dance with you, Max. You are so sauve, so gallant, so...unique! White Dog Army paws crossed and psoitive energy being sent that you two will be an "item."

So glad to hear Amber is back to full health. We look forward to her next visit...and hope she continues to give you a chance to post a blog every now and again.

Scrappy said...

love is in the air. even showin' a little for your sissy! I can't belive you get blamed for de-stuffing - those toys...that HAS to be rats. no other possible explanation. i think they are hiding in that hole and you are trying to flush 'em out to prove it!

HoundDogMom said...

What a cute squish butt you have. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

P.s...Our WW picture was taken from inside the house with ice on the window. Thought it turned out pretty cool didn't know it till I looked at the pic on the computer. Also, I liked your comment about the ghost of Cleo moving in our living room the night Bella joined us. I think you were so right. :)

All4UrPet said...

Oh how exciting! I hope that Anna Rose will be your date for the pawty!! She'd be one lucky pooch if she got to date you :) P.S. Maybe next time you can post the after pictures of your stuffies... I, of course, do not believe you are Mr. Destructo, but maybe your stuffies agree with your sissy? Just a thought. Have a happy valentines day and have fun at the pawty!

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♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Love the last picture of your butt.
I anm so happy Anna Rose said she'd go to the party with you.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona