Dec 25, 2014

My Christmas Gift to Mommy

Me thought....and thought...and thought..and thought again.

What can me give Mommy fur Christmas?

Den it hit me...


One halfway decent flashy beast photo of me being

MRS. WEENIE CLAWS


Enjoy it cause dats all you's gonna get dis year, Mom!
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And to all me furiends...

Me leaves you wit dis wish!

Merry Christmas
Hap-Pee Howl-O-Days
And a Terrific New Year
(And lots of tweets and cuddles)

WOOF!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


Dec 19, 2014

Hap-Pee Howl-O-Days to All My Furiends

Me ASSistant has been MIA again takin' care of me human sissy
BUTT
Me did want to make sure all me great furiends in Blogville nose me is still here and kickin'!

SO....

Here be me and Brudder Max and da rest of me pack wishin all of you a wonderful Howl-o-Day season and a super 2015!

WOOF!
♥♥♥♥♥

Dec 4, 2014

Me Gots a Silly Sissy!

Furst of all me gots to say a special THANK YOU to Ann of Zoolatry fur da beautiful new Header Pic and Background.
THANK YOU, ANN!
Mommy hasn't had much time fur anyting lately and we is both very thankful fur friends like Ann.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Now...on to me silly sissy.
Me sissy, Bailey, be over 16 years old so da Momma decided her wanted some purrrrty Christmas Pics of her.
SO...
Bailey say NO WAY you's gonna stick dat ting in my face.
(Her don't nose bout all da tweets we get fur a good photo shoot)
Anyway....
Here be what Mom ended up with...
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I don't see you...you don't see me!

Furget it..Lady!

OK....You can shoot that thing all you want!

I'm still not looking at you

Keeping my eyes closed

Hum De Dum De Dum.....

Ready to give up yet?

These antlers ain't gonna improve your chances

Hum De Dum
(Dis lady gonna get run over by a reindeer if her don't quit dis stuff)

Nope..Santa Paws ain't gonna cut it either

Ooops....I peeked!

NaNaNaNa Na Na!
You ain't gonna get me!

Ok...If I open my eyes, will you please quit!
(Bailey, you's ears are missin)



Mom should have just took me picture.  Me loves da flashy beast when dere are tweets involved.
Her will never learn...
Just Sayin'


WOOF
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Nov 27, 2014

Me Be So Fankful Fur....

FURst....me be fankful fur bein' able to get me ASSistant to sit down long enough to help me post.  Her has been Sooooo busy helpin' me human sissy fight da Lupus monster BUTT since me asked her nice, her said her would help!
{Miracles do happen!}

Me is So Fankful to be a pawt of
Fankful TurdsDay

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Me is fankful fur da day me be hatched!


And me Gotcha Day!


Fur Tweets


Fur me Toy Box dat me got on Gotcha Day


Still got me same toy box
BUTT
it shrunk some   :(

Warm Florida sunshine
(and no snows)

Da Easter Bunny

Santa Paws

Dat Mom only makes me dwess up fur da silly photo shoot once a year!

Morning Butt Scratches

LUV!  ♥♥♥

Me will always be fankful fur me
Angel Weenie...me one tru luv

OK..Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) is fankful fur his luv, Mona

Hap-pee smiles wit Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie)

Goin on Va-K-Shun

Not havin to share a bag wit Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie)

A snuggly place to sleep

'Cept when da Mama snaps da flashy beast in me face when me's tryin' to sleep...   :(

Watchin TV wit no noise from da packmates

A never-empty food dish!  :)

OK...so me's fankful fur me Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie)
(Butt don't tells no buddy)

Taco Day in Blogville!
(Fank you, Angel Jazzi)

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Me lefted da most impawtant tings fur last!

CAKE!

MORE CAKE!!

AND STILL MORE CAKE!!!

Me Mommy
(BUTT me really needs to fire her as me ASSistant.  Her is terrible at dat!)

Da BIGGEST ting me is fankful fur is all me furiends in Blogville.  Mommy is fankful for dem too.  Her says dey keep me out of trouble when her is too busy or too tired from bein' too busy...
(Little do her nose)


SO ME, BRUDDER MAX (DaOdderWeenie), ALL ME PACK SISSIES, AND DA MAMA WISH ALL OF YOU'S A

VERY HAP-PEE THANKSGIVING

(DON'T EAT TOO MUCH TURKEY AND GET A TUMMY ACHE)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
WOOF!

Nov 20, 2014

Our Bedtime Prayer....


DIS IS OUR BEDTIME PRAYER
:)

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-sized bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove,
My human beings can hardly move.
I've trapped their legs, they're tucked in tight,
And here is where I pass the night.

No one disturbs me or dares intrude,
Til morning comes and "I want food!"
I sneak up slowly to begin,
And nibble on my human's chin.
For morning's here, it's time to play.
I always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord, for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight,
And shares their bed with me at night!

Amen...

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Sissy Shelby is da only one not in da pile...
Her prefers da couch!

As fur Mom...

HAP-PEE TURDS-DAY
EVERY BUDDY!

WOOF
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