Sep 30, 2012

SHERIFF BAILEY ON BLACK AND WHITE SUNDAY!

HELLOOOOO
GOOD CITI-SINS OF
BLOGVILLE

ME'S HERE TODAY TO TELLS YOU DA TOWN NEXT TO BLOGVILLE, COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS
BAILEYVILLE,
IS HAVIN AN ELECTION.

YUP, FURIENDS!
ME FURIEND, BAILEY, IS RUNNIN FUR
SHERIFF OF BAILEYVILLE!


HIM HAS PAWMISED TO KEEP ALL DA
TREE RATS
FROM FILTERIN OVER TO
BLOGVILLE!
(WELL MOST OF 'EM)
YUPPY, PUPPY!!!!
LESS SQUIRRELS IN BLOGVILLE!

So, every buddy!  PLEASE CLICK
AND GO DOWN TO DA COMMENT SECTION.

ALL YOU'S HAS TO DO IS LEAVE A COMMENT SAYIN' YOU VOTES FUR

SHERIFF BAILEY

DONE...FINISHED...ONLY ONE CLICK AND ONE COMMENT AND BLOGVILLE'S TREE RAT POP-U-LATION CUT IN HALF.

FANK YOU FOLKS...

AND DIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY..

AMBER DaWEENIE
    


Sep 26, 2012

Me Gots Some New Awardees!

Me Gotted Some Awardees
And
Now Me's Gonna Tell Ya'll Bout Dem!

Me good furiend
Gived me dis wonder-fur award!
Thank You, Molly!
Me So X-cited....Me is BEAUTIFUL!

Fur this award me has to tell ya'll seven tings bout me!

Ok....here goes!

  1. Me has a shape like a.....WEINER with legs!  
  2. Mom's favorite nickname fur me is...SHORTCAKE! 
  3.  Me is da littlest one in da house and every buddy picks on me!
  4. Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) picks on me more den any buddy else!
  5. Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) always jumps on me and tries to knock me over!
  6. My favorite ting to do is.....sleep!
  7. Dis is da most impawtant ting bout me!   ME NOSE A GREAT BIG SECRET BOUT SOMETING DAT IS GONNA HAPPEN AT MY HOUSE.....BUTT ME CAN'T TELL ANY BUDDY BOUT IT YET!  MAYBE NEXT WEEK.....
Me is supposed to pass dis on to odders, but me tinks all of you is b-u-t-ful so me's passin' it on to every buddy!
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    Me next awardee was given to me by
Her tinks me is ADDICTIVE
Thank You, Nola!
Fur this award me has to tell every buddy why me started to blog!
 
Well, it be like this...Me good furiend HOLLY (who isn't blogging anymore..miss ya Holly) got me started.  Two years ago me only visited about 10 blogs. But Da Momma wouldn't let me start me own bloggy.  Her was worried dat if me had free access to da InnerNut, me would have fun wit her plastic tingy.  Finally in January of 2011 on my birday Mom gave me da bestest pressie....her let me start me own bloggy. 
Da very bestest pawt of blogging is all da wonder-fur furiends dat me has found.  Furiends dat always be dere fur me...even when Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) picks on me!  We laugh....and sometimes we cry.  Butt we's always dere wit each odder no matter how far apart in miles we are.
Sometimes me assistant gets busy and life gets in da way of bloggies butt we still try to stay in touch da bestest we can.
Why???   BECAUSE WE LUVS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YA'LL!
 
And Again.....we tink every one of our bloggy furiends deserves dis award!
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     Now me has a very impawtant question fur
In light of da pizza twuck incident and da court appearance and da sentence.....does you have any explanation fur dis photo?  Jus thought me would gives you a chance to explain before you's gets dwagged back to court again.
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Thank Ya'll fur Visiting wit me Today!
 
PawHugs,
Amber

Sep 23, 2012

Black and White Sun-Day!

Guess who invaded my yard today!



 Wonder what dey taste like?????
Turkey????


Brudder Benji still be doing good.
Him nose it be BLACK AND WHITE SUN-DAY,
but him wanted to shows every buddy him's
PINK TONGUE.
 Dad said him gonna get a haircut and baf later on today!

(Quick, Run, Hide, Ben)

Happy Sun-Day...
Amber 
 

Sep 21, 2012

We's Ready to Pawty!


LET'S PAWTY WIT PIP!

Hap-pee After Birfday to you...
Hap-pee After Birfday to you...........
Hap-Pee After Birfday, Mr. Pip.....
Hap-Pee After Birfday To You! 

Me nose you didn't likey me singin voice
:o(

SO.....


 
{{{{{{BIRFDAY HUGGY}}}}}}

Sep 16, 2012

Black and White Sunday...Still Here!

Benji....me's lettin' you do me postee today!

 It's me, Benji.
Didn't think I'd still be here today,
butt
Here I Am!
I'm not ready fur the Bridge just yet
and
I finally convinced Mom and Dad that even though I'm very, very old,
the C-monster hasn't won yet.
So we're just taking it day by day and see how things go.

Amber told me about all the crossed paws and prayers coming my way and I want to thank each and every one of you.  I think your prayers are keeping me going.

Hap-Pee Black and White Sunday
Every Buddy!

Don't furget to stop by Mona and Weenie's blog to get your tickets fur the Back to School Raffle, rides on Weenie's Magic Bumble Bee and Bandit's Plane
and
pick a few apples fur your teachers.
Today is the last day to get your tickets so please visit Mona and Weenie and the Chip In Link at their blog.

PawHugs...
Benji
(and Amber)

Sep 12, 2012

It's Back to School Time Again

Oh me be so x-cited to get back to school and see all da furiends who has been hi-bernating all summer.

Butt..me has da sads too cause me ass-istant has been laxative in hers duties to help me wit me postees.

Butt me did get to two classes before me had to go back and drive da school bus fur Weenie (my love).  

Me learned all bout da PAWLY-TICKS from 

And den my mostest favorite class.....
NAPPIN'
 With
 Dis is my favorite and me tinks me's gonna major on dis subject when me gets to college!

And don't furget to stop by and pick up your tickets fur da raffle and da tickets fur da ride wit Weenie on his magical Bumble Bee and also da tickets fur you guys to pilot Bandit's airplane!  Remember dis is fur a really good cause.....
Da Houston Pittie Pack and dere brand new house!
Also...since me is drivin da school bus dis year fur Weenie, please get some extra apples fur da bus driver too.  You can picks dem yourself at
where you also get da tickets fur everyting else.
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Da Momma has da sads too.
Da reason her hasn't had much time to help me wit me postees is 'cause her has had to spend more time tryin' to take care of my brudder, Benji.
Him has cancer and is also very very old.
(Gettin old is no funs)
We all have da sads cause Benji will be starting his journey to da Bridge very soon now.
Please cross your paws fur him dat him has a safe journey.
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Da break time is over now.
Gots to get back to my school bus drivin!
Just love all those nice backy packs.
Super Dooper Pooper Job, SARGE!

Till Next Time...........
AMBER
Over and Out

Sep 6, 2012

Me Gots a BooBoo

OK's
Ya'll can stops laughin now!

Me gots hurted and me don't even nose what happened cause me was sleepin at da time!

Here be da story wit all da gory de-tails!

See dis sofa wit me perched in me favorite sleepin spot when me's not sleepin wit da Momma...

Mee was sleepin and dweamin all hap-pee dweams when all of's a sudden.......
(Ker-Plunck)
 
Me had an old neck booboo dat happened back in November's of 2009.  Me needed to be fixed up back den....see!
You can weeds all bout it

Anyways...dat was almost tree years ago, butt me has a tender spot in me neck now.

On Monday brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) was jumpin all over me and hurted me neck.  Da Momma gave me da stinky pills and me felt better after a while.
Den on Toes-Day me falled off me favorite sleepin spot when me isn't sleepin wit da Momma! and hurted me neck all over again.

Oh dat hurted...
And brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) thought it was funny!

Me didn't tink it was so funny.
Me couldn't move me neck!

So Da Momma got da stinky pills again.
Me's hap-pee to report dat me's feelin lots better today.
Not purr-fect, butt better.
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Oh, Da Momma said her tummy stopped flyin and thank you fur all da good wishes and offers to catch her tummy when it flew by.
And if's you don't has a clue what me's barkin bout...see previous postee.
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Here be a lesson on how to sleep wit Mommy
(Momma's point of view)

 
OK's ... me goes and takes me mornin nap now...............on da floor!

 Huggies,
Amber
 

 

Sep 1, 2012

Me's Still Here

Hellooooooo Furiends

Furst me wants to thank every buddy who said dey would catch me if me blowed away wit Hurry-Cane I-Sick!

Hap-Pee dat didn't happen to me but still sending POTP to those who ended up in I-Sick's path! 

No more hurry-canes , pleeeeeeeze!
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Me hasn't been around too much dis week cause Mommy's tummy blowed away (I-Sick didn't do it).  Me don't nose what her meant cause her tummy looks like it still be where it was (all stickin' out in front of hers) but her keeps sayin sometin bout having da tummy flew and not feeling too good.
So me is takin care of hers and also teachin Daddy how to play cards on da puter!
Me work is jus' never done!
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And just so you can haves a good laugh...
click HERE and watch dis funny lookin' dog try to make an indoor pool fur himself!
 Actually him has a purrrty good idea dere!
HMMMMMM!

Ok's...back to sit on Mommy's tummy some more so it don't be flyin away.
(Can you guys watch fur a flyin' tummy and catch dat if you sees it?)

PawHugs,
AMBER