Dec 5, 2013

Just Tryin' To Make It Back To Blogville

Hey Dere Ya'll......
Any buddy out dere???

Do any buddy remember me???

It been such a looooooog time since me been here in Blogville.

Da remodel project is worse den squirrel poop....
Yuppers....puppers and kitties...
Worse den squirrel poop, I says!
(And dat be purrrrrty bad)

One Dee-Lay after anudder.....

Just to give a FEW examples.....

1.  It took da Momma 4-ever to get all our stuffs packed up in boxes.

2.  Da carpet installers were supposed to take TWO days to install da new carpet (so me could pee on it).

3.  Instead of TWO days, it took FOUR 87 million days.

4.  Da carpet installers RAN OUT OF CARPET on da FOURTH day.  

5.  More carpet had to be ordered and it took TWO more weeks before it was installed.

6.  Got a new dishwasher.....BUTT....when da old one was taken out, it be discovered dat da wiring was bad. house could have burned down {wit me in it.....:(  }    Dad had to spend some time re-wiring fur da new dishwasher.  Me and da pack had to keep LICKING da dishes clean until da new dishwasher was up and runnin'.

7.  Da Momma finally put my puter back.  BUTT....da virus software wasn't loading up anymore.  Her had to spend a HOLE 87 days on da phone wit da puter guy from da virus company getting him to find da pwoblems and re-load.

8.  Da printer decided to break down.  Guess da squirrels got to it when it be on va-k-shun in da garage.  Da Momma had to go out and buy a new printer.

9.  Dad broke da mirror on da medicine cabinet in da guest potty room.  (Dat be 87 years of bad luck, Dad).  Still waiting fur da glass place to replace da mirror.

10.  Da Momma couldn't find da box her stored her thread in so her could make new curtains fur da master potty room.  Her finally found da thread yesterday.......but now her electric scissors still be hidin' somewheres.  (So no curtains = every buddy sees me when me goes potty).

11.  Me hooman sissy was put back into da hospital again a few days before Turkey Day.  So no turkey again fur me dis year.  Her was in da hospital last year fur turkey day too.  Dat Lupus ting is sure whippin her butt....(and mine too).  Her still is in purrrrrty bad condition.   (Prayers Please)

12.  Da Momma still has 87 million boxes of my stuffs to clean and put away.



Also...a gweat BIGGIFIED
to Ann from

For letting me and brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) be pawt of da
 Thank you, Ann
Me LUVS me picture. 
(Ain't me cute!!)

Keep all your paws crossed dat me can get all da way back to me furiends in Blogville real soon.  Me's been keepin up wit all of you's on me WiFi television set, but me can't post or comment from da TV.

Gotta go back and help Mom get into anudder box unpack anudder box.

Be Back Soon...
(Me Hopes)

PawHuggies to Every Buddy!

Amber (Da Invisible Weenie)



Unknown said...

OMD that is a long run of bad luck. We hope things settle down now and everybody is fine and well. Paws crossed for you pals. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Amber
Sending lots of doxie feel good vibes for your sissy and paws crossed that your renovations will be finished soon.

Luv Ruby & Penny

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD YES we are sending your sister our STRONG DACHSHUND

We are SOOOOOOO very much glad to see you. No WAY would we EVER furget you,butt we have MISSED you all SOOOOO much.
We HOPE that your run of bad YUCKY LUCKY has finally come to an END.
Glad that your mom found the Thread... never know when a Stuffie will need a few stitches.

stellaroselong said...

OUR momma has a friend with Lupus so we understand and we are sending lots of powerful prayers for your sista and your family.....
we also understand about house crap not getting done in time, do you know how long we have been waiting on our lazy landlord to put down new tile in the kitchen he and momma are in what you call a standoff over tile vrs carpet, you can only guess what our momma wants, and we understand about yours mom losing stuff cos we live in that kind of world you come back as soon as you can, have a Merry Christmas and we are thinking and missing you!
stella rose maggie and gussie

Anonymous said...

So glad to see you back on blogville. WE are happy as can be to see you, but we want your luck to change. We are purring for you and yours. That's for sure.

We don't know if you know that we have consolidated our blog with HH's so you'll find us at with HH (Lou). Please come over and follow us.

Have a great day and we'll watch for you to be back permanently real soon.

hugs, Bugsy, Knuckles and HH.

Agnes B. Bullock said...

WOW- just thrilled that you are back!

Anonymous said...

Oh, sweet Amber we could never forget you. We are happy to hear from you. We sure hope everything is all finished and your mom can get all out of boxes very soon so life can get back to normal for you all. What a huge undertaking this has all been for you all. Hugs and nose kisses

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We're so happy to see you back but by golly, you've had a tough couple of weeks. We're purring and purraying for your hooman sissy. We hope everything will be back to normal soon.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Glad to see your beautiful face Amber! Wow, sounds like things have not been going quite as planned. Sending prayers to your sister and paws crossed your home will be back together soon
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Noodles said...

No WAY we in Blogville would ever forget you, Amber!
Love Noodles

Sue said...

Of course we remember you and we're so happy to see you back on the blog.
Morgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac

da tabbies o trout towne said...

amber...oh course we rememburr ewe...we wuz just sayin yesterday like... day ja view...we wuz just sayin yesterday bout how yur dad wood knot let ewe drive de car two de donut shop when ya had yur trip...we trooly hope that haz changed N hope all bee well with yur familee N hope sissy iz doin aye oh kay now !!

Anonymous said...

Holy cow! That does sound like it stinks worse than squirrel poop!! Good grief! Sorry to hear your human sissy was in the hospital again this year for Thanksgiving and that she still isn't feeling well. We will pray for her!

I can't remember if I ever responded to the e-mail you sent after Chloe went to the Bridge, but thank you so much for sending it, it really meant a lot to me (and I read it to my parents). So thanks, there were so many people to get back to and now that I think of it, I don't think I ever responded. <3

Oh, as for the curtain situation in the master potty could always go redneck and spray paint the window until you get some curtains up! Haha! Then you just rub off the spray paint with a razor blade once your curtains are made. (Some friends of mine bought a house and the people that lived there before them had spray painted a window in one of the bathrooms, instead of just putting up blinds or a curtain). ;)

Elyse and Riley

A MilShelb Mom said...

Of course we remember you!! It sounds like your parents have the same luck our parents do. As our dad says all the time- if it's not one thing it's another. So true! Glad to see you!

Ruby said...

Oh noes!!!
Furst, I am sendin' your Sissy some POTP, and tons of AireZens so she can kick that Lupus in the ass!!! oops, Ma said I can't say that...
Anyhu, Sure sounds like you and your peeps have been busy bees lately!!
Butts, there is NO WAY we would ever forgets your beautiful face Amber!!!
Ruby ♥☺

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Bless your hearts!!! Wow talk about bad luck!!
This madness--- will it ever end???
Bless your heart Prayers coming your way!!!
Thnaks so much for the Christmas card it is beautiful!!! I don't do cards but I'll try to call you soon!!

Taffy said...

First of all, we could NEVER forget you! Secondly, it seems your pawrents are lucky to have you there with them. After all that has happened, I'm sure you are the only one keeping them sane. If you weren't there your mom might have jumped out the window by now.

Ziggy Stardust said...

Woooooooohooooo I am so happy to see you!! Boyhowdy do you have a lot of stuff going on over there. I hope it all comes together soon for you. I will cross paws for all of you right now. Mommy is saying a special prayer for your human Sissy to feel better. Take it easy and come back when you can. I miss you.

Loveys Sasha

Millie and Walter said...

It's good to have you back even if it's just for a little update. Sorry to hear about all your bad luck and we have our paws crossed for your sissy.

Millie & Walter

Unknown said...

I have MISSED YOU something awful!! I cannot believe all that has happened since you have been away. I sure hope your sister is feeling better. We hate the Lupus thing...Ma was nurse & had several patients with that meanie.
*Cairn cuddles*

Sweet William The Scot said...

I had faith that you would make it back! I pray Shelly be feeling better soon, we no like that Lupus either. Maybe Brudder Max hide the flashy box so your Mom can't take no more pictures.
Thanks for keeping in touch with us.
Sweet William The Scot

My Mind's Eye said...

Amber you are such a funny Doxie girl. # 6 cracked mom up. Well not the house burning but the thought of you being such a good sport as to lick the dishes clean. WTG Doxie Girl
Hugs madi your bfff

My Mind's Eye said...

Amber we are so sorry your sweet sissy if feeling poorly too. Dear me we will all be glad when 2013 is over and put up on the shelf.

katsrus said...

That just sounds like a mess and a lot of big headaches. Hugs. I bet it will be nice when it's all done. I hope your human sister gets better soon. Big hugs to her.
Sue B

KB said...

Welcome back - of course we remember you! It sounds like you've been having a rough time. I really hope that your human sissy is improving.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, you have really been tried to the limit, Amber. All those things upsetting your schedule - just shouldn't be! We think it was kind of you to wash the dishes until the new dishwaasher was installed. Good thing your dad knows how to do wiring.

Glad to see you post, even if it was "hit and run." Sorry your human sister was sick for another Thanksgiving. You've all been having a tough time. Hope things get better soon.

Backcountry Brodie said...

Oh wowser, I thunked I be the only one being AWOL from Blogville. But you sure do has good eggscused. I is hoping we is not doing the remodeling any time soon. My hidey spot be fine just the way it is. Crossing all my paws fur your sissy :(

dw said...

We wouldn't forget you, but I'm glad you're back...sort of. Lupus can be nasty so I'll keep your human in my prayers (a friend with lupus is also included nightly so that's a perfect place to add her!)

Karen and Riley

Hilary said...

we could never forget you sweet girl!

White Dog Blog said...

Sending powerful White Dog positive thoughts that everything in your house will FINALLY get finished and you will all be able to enjoy Christmas in peace and back with your blog family.

Gentle woos to your human sissy of healing energy that she regain her strength and health.

The Daily Pip said...

My Angel brother said you are some if the most nicest dogs in blogville! Can't wait until you are back blogging.


Sweet William The Scot said...

Amber I did send you one of my baby calendars for 2014 didn't I??
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The

Duncan said...

Oh, boy. You got alot going on at your house. We haven't been blogging much either and we haven't had nearly that much going on! We hope you get to enjoy the holidays!!

haopee said...

Sounds like there's a lot going on at home. We do hope all is well... I bet Christmas was perfect with all the messes...Perfection in imperfection.