I, Max (DaOdderWeenie) Demands Equality

My Sissy, BIG SAUSAGE BUTT, da B-U-T-ful Amber, was a tellin' y'all bout her unfortunate encounter wit da Steps of Doom in hers last posty.  Soooooooo.......since she be startin' her regular weekend NAP session early dis week, I, Max (DaOdderWeenie) will takes ovr' dis posty and tells you bout my big OUCHY a couple of years ago.

I seems to have had dat same problem wit my back dat so many of us looooooong breeds have.  One day I gets up and I couldn't walk.  My front feet wanted to takes off and do zoomies but my butt jus' didn't wants to follow.  So I sit dere. 

Mom, in her all-knowing way....and her previous experience wit da weenies before us....knew I hads to get to da dogter right away.  Sure nuff'.  I hads to have da back surgery to removes da bad disc. 

(I tinks dat da big sausage butt lovely Amber was jus' tryin' to copy my injury when she hit da Stairs of Doom)

Anyways....dis is what I looked like da day I come home from da jail for sickies.

And a closer up pic!

It was amazing to me dat my back side wouldn't move at all before da surgery.  Butt......I was revin' up my engines da day I came home.  Jus' check out da tail cranking action.  VAROOOOM!!!  Dis is a video dat Mom took of handsome me when I gots back home after surgery.  I could have done da zoomies but I didn't wants to get da Mom going all cracker dog on me.

I must admit, it was nice milkn' my booboo as much as possible.  I even gots to sleep in da TEEPEE...

Jus' so you's don't forget what big sausage butt Sissy looks like......I has to post a foto of hers too.

Like I says at da start of dis posty.....da Sissy is starting her napping weekend early dis week. 

PROOF OF DA NAPPING BIG SAUSAGE BUTT SISSY

I, Max (DaOdderWeenie) thanks you very much for letting me visit y'all in da absence of da sleeping Sis.

Cheers!

I Have Learned.......

I has learned not to make da same mistakes over and over again......

Like....

Do not hide Mom's car keys under da bed cause she doesn't always takes me to da dogter....

Missed lots of fun trips by doing dis

Eat da treats Mom gives me right away beclaws.........

Dere are odder members of da pack dat lives here

and dey is always starving

The same ting applies to da dinner

Don'ts wait until da last minute to runs out da doggie door.........

Chances are I won't makes it in time

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BUTT...MOST OF ALL

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DO NOT DO ZOOMIES WIT

DA BRUDDER MAX

AT 87 MILES PER HOUR

AND EXPECTS TO SURVIVE....

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Da Steps of Doom

A Second look at Da Steps of Doom

See How Littles I is On Dos Steps

Now Looks at My Teenie Weenie Legs

Ok's .... here is da story.....In late 2009 my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) was chasing me all over da big family room......I made da BIG decision to run up dos big wide steps..........Two steps at a time......

Lesson learned.....Weenie dogs wit SHORT legs jus' can't fly..........

DA RESULT........CRASH........BOOM..........SCREAM!!!!!

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DA RESULT OF DA RESULT.........DIRECT HEAD SLAM INTO DA TOP STEP....

DA RESULT OF DA RESULT OF DA RESULT........

A Disc (not da CD kind) popped right out of

place in my teenie weenie neck.

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Da Proof  (After da Surgery)



 OUCHY!!!!

(Anyones out dere have a bandaid...wit a picture of

Scooby Dooby Preferred?)

And Now a Word From Your Co-Sponsor!!

HELLO...Out Dere in Blogville....Dis is MAX (DaOdderWeenie) taking overs dis blog for my Sissy for today.  You nose......or maybe you don't nose......but Sissy is very lazy serious bouts' getting hers beeutee sleep on da weekend.

So, as I has been duly appointed as Sissy's co-author of dis bloggy, I is hereby doing my duty and introducing myself......yes ME.......da brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie).  For your viewing satisifaction, here I is.....Isn't I handsome?......Better looking den my Sissy.....Ready??????  Ok...check out my handsomeness!

In case you missed dat......I is giving you one last chance........Ok.....look again.

Did you see da BLUE eye?   Dat is my special trademark.....one BLUE eyeball!   Yes, HANDSOME!!!

OKs .... Now I can tells you bout ME.  And I don'ts know why da sister tinks dat she is da biggest SAUSAGE in da house and can be da official WRITER of dis blog.  I demands EQUALITY...

Well, I guesses she does have da biggest sausage BUTT in da house....{HeHeHe}

Don't tells her I said dat.....Me could be demoted to EX co-author of dis blog.

As I was saying before I interrupted myself was so rudely interrupted.....More about ME....Max (DaOdderWeenie)...

I LOVES to play in da sand........

Here is another foto in case you didn't believe dat was me....MAX.

(Even dough I is da only ones wit a handsome BUTT)

Not a bad looking nose eider......{Sneeze..Sneeze}

A odder ting bout' me..........I is terrorifically ALLERGIC to da Rabies pokes......Dis always happens after dat awful trip to da dogter......I get da platapuss look!!!

Den I has to take da allergy pills for a few days before I gets back to my HANDSOME self.

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Nothin' makes me happier den a good ole afternoon nap....even if it is wit da BIG SAUSAGE BUTT cute little sissy of da house.

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Before I goes down for dat afternoon nappy, I wants to say a very special THANK YOU to everyone for da really warm welcome to Blogville.  Me and da BIG SAUSAGE BUTT lovely little sister will be visiting all of you jus as soon as we gets our teenie weenie legs back on da ground and learns our way round Blogville a little bits better.

So for nows.....PLEASANT DREAMS!!!!!    {Snore}

OUTS!!!

MAX (DaOdderWeenie)



Let Me Introduce Me

Hello Out Dare.....

Dis is our very furst bloggie and I would likes to introduce us to you.

Dis Is ME.......Amber DaWeenie

Ain't me cute?????

Dis is my partner who always gets da blame for da crimes dat I commit  everyting dat goes wrong in our house.......Ok.....dis is really my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) and my co-author of dis bloggie.

Now...a little bit more bout me....Amber DaWeenie.  My birf furtificate really says dat I is.....
Doxtails Amberlyn....Ain't dat a stupid name????   Really????

My brudder's birf furtificate says he is....get this....Doxtails Max-A-Million....
(A Million what?????) 

Anyways, I wants to tell everybodies dat we is still very green da newcomers in Blogville.  In odder words.. we don't know what we is getting into doing yet.  Like I says....we is GREEN!!!!!

Butt....we try hard!

Here is a couple more pictures so you don'ts forgets what wee's look like.

As we is still new to dis stuff, we will probably only post once or twice a week to start with.  After all, I needs all da beauty sleep dat I can gets so I stays b-u-t-ful.  Butt......da truth is.....dat da Mom still don't trust me on her 'puter.  Dat not fair.......just cause I went all crazy wit her credit card once!!!  Dis girl loves to go online shopping......and searching for my sugar doggie on da dating sites.

Anyways....one more picture of my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie)

And one more foto of da b-u-t-ful ME.   ooooooooo......I has a at-ti-tude is dis foto...

Over and Outs Till da Next Time.......