Me is So So So
Da Momma Has Let Da Amber Down!
Me feels so unluved!
(Do anyone out dere haves a tissue me can
You see....da only ting me wanted in time for greeting da Santa Paws was a....new dwess. Me furst ever dwess. Me gots some funny lookin' t-bone shirts to wears but no dwess.
Mee Feels so NEKED!
Here be mee story.
Me took da Momma's plastic tingy and popped on down to da store. Me got me da purrtiest dwess pattern and materials.
Even some Lacey stuffs.
You never guess what happened next!
Da Momma make dis for da Neked One!
Now does her look very hap-pee bout it?
And da next ting me nose, da Momma makes dis
(for da Neked One agains)
Oh, her didn't forgets me completely!
Me got a stoopid poopy ear warmer from da leftovers.
(Like mee needs to keep mee ears warm in Florida)
Her said me could also keep me neck warm!
Guess me will jus settle down for me long winter nap and maybees (jus maybees) me will get me new dwess in bout 87 days.
Well, since dis be me very furst dwess when Mom
quits goofing off and makes it, me tinks me will send a square to
for da Houston Pittie Pack's
Ok's...Back to me nap now.
Here be Dexter wit his version of
12 Dawg Days of Christmas!
(Wit NO DWESS)