Me is So So So
SAD!!
Da Momma Has Let Da Amber Down!
Me feels so unluved!
(Do anyone out dere haves a tissue me can borrow have?)
You see....da only ting me wanted in time for greeting da Santa Paws was a....new dwess. Me furst ever dwess. Me gots some funny lookin' t-bone shirts to wears but no dwess.
Mee Feels so NEKED!
Here be mee story.
Me took da Momma's plastic tingy and popped on down to da store. Me got me da purrtiest dwess pattern and materials.
Even some Lacey stuffs.
You never guess what happened next!
***
Da Momma make dis for da Neked One!
Now does her look very hap-pee bout it?
And da next ting me nose, da Momma makes dis
(for da Neked One agains)
Oh, her didn't forgets me completely!
Me got a stoopid poopy ear warmer from da leftovers.
(Like mee needs to keep mee ears warm in Florida)
Her said me could also keep me neck warm!
(Barf)
Guess me will jus settle down for me long winter nap and maybees (jus maybees) me will get me new dwess in bout 87 days.
Well, since dis be me very furst dwess when Mom quits goofing off and makes it, me tinks me will send a square to
for da Houston Pittie Pack's
Ok's...Back to me nap now.
Butt...Furst
Here be Dexter wit his version of
12 Dawg Days of Christmas!
Enjoy!
PawHugs
Amber
(Wit NO DWESS)
40 comments:
Amber,
That's so sad'ums. Yousa definently need a dress to make you feel are girlysomes.
I bet that dress will be made in no time flat with your mama knowing how much you want one.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Sisters
Gracie, Lily, and Mimi
Dear Nekkid Amber,
Did you not learn nuttin from that video? I think Da Momma would LOVE to has 5 stinky things or licks of poo bref or flea infesashuns fur Chrissmas. Furget that you dussn't has a dwess, go shopping fur Da Momma NOW!
Shawnee, wot don't want no stinkin dwess
Hi Amber, Heehee I saw your comment on Minna's blog. You are afraid that you will fall into your mommy's ditches? BOL!!!!! You're so funny! Don't be too jelly over the Nekkid one getting a cute little jumper. She looks like she needed it.
Licks,
Ruthie
Pee.s. Mommy says you are super cute!!
Oh goodness! We are so sorry she did not make your dress! Mom has been making messes all over our house. So, just be glad you're not having to snoopervise all the time!
~Milly and Shelby
I like the stoopid ear warmer! :) I wish I had one right now! :)
Oh no. I bet if you ask Santa Paws, you might just get that dress! Only a few more days...
Amber, Amber, Amber... why would you want to hide your nekkid bod with some silly frilly dress? Us boys wouldn't have anything to gawk at then!
Sam and Pippen
Such a cute, cute post! Had me giggling. You are the cutest pup in the world, Amber! You haven't even got your dress yet and you want to give some of it away...that's the Christmas spirit, Gal!
Love ya lots.
MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA
You poor little girl....you must have a dress! All little girls need a dress -- you should give Santa a call....
Your mom is going to let you run around naked for Christmas????? NO!!! Maybe Lorenza would lend you one of her dresses?
BTW, anyone know how Lorenza is?
Well, at least the naked one will be dressed. You do have pretty fur so maybe no one will notice you don't have a dress.
Oh, Amber. I'd make you a dress and send it to you, but...well, you really don't want me to. I think your Mom probably sews much better than I do.
Maybe you should phone Santa for sure.
That is so unfair! If your Mom doesn't snap to it, WHN will make the dress for you!
We are so very sorry your Mom had developed a mental lapse on who is the most important in the house. We are glad you clarified you wanted your own tissue and not a borrowed one. Maybe just maybe that new dress is going to be under the tree for you for Christmas morning. Hint Hint...Mom
Sniffs, The HoundDogs
We also wish you a Very Merry Christmas
Hey Amber!
Wow, I say protest, protest, protest! We saw how well Pip's worked, so I say go for it. Have a dress-in...or a lack-of-dress-in. ahem. Something like that.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
We think those ear warmers will come in handy when the A/C is on high!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Awww me and Charlie can't wait for the 87 days to be over so we could see your new dress lovely Amber! Yay!
Awwww we love the Happy Stinky Holidays clip!! LOL!
Take care
x
What a ripp off! Icant believe she hasn't made you a dress! Oh Mama, get on it!
Dear Neked Amber. We feel your pain. We don't have any Christmas pictures of us - can you believe it?!? Sheesh. L.A.Z.Y.!!!
-Bart and Ruby
OK... Amber I PAWmise I did NOT look at your Nekkidnesses.
So here is what I'm thinkin.. I'm THINKIN that your mom was just doing the Practice Thingys on those other THINGYS.. She Has to be sure she can make Your FURST EVER DRESS PERFECT...
Oh by the way... I think the colors of that material will totally make your FURS Colors Stand OUT..
YEP it is gonna be BEE U Tee FUL ... when your mom gets it all finished.
AND... it will be just the BEST fur you to send to WHN fur the quilt... beclaws it will be your furstest EVER Dress!!!
I'll bet she has it all finished by the time YOU finish Your Afternoon Nap... and get that Ears Muffler thingy ... buried.
LOL! Oh Amber.. you make me laugh so much!! The Neked one probably needs that outfit more than you ((I'm still laughing... sorry))) The Neked one looks so cute.. ((Sorry again...)) Gracie says she would love to give her dresses away and that you should be thankful you don't have to wear one... But if you really must... she'll send you hers..
That video was funny! Thanks for sharing... Oh, and I love your ear warmers... it goes with the beautiful outfit the Neked one is wearing. Oh- I guess you already knew that..
Sorry to hear about your difficulty getting that dress made Amber. Maybe you could use some sheeting and make a toga....or some sort of wrap dress. I'm no expert at these things.
pawhugs, Max
MOL MOL MOL MOL
Amber you have literally cracked us up!! What a funny post about the neeked one and NO that is not a pleased look on her face either.
So your Mom made you a neck warmer...wasn't that just peachy keen nice of her.
Hugs from your BFFF and FYI we love doxies up here come live with us.
Madi
Amber you are so pretty. You don't need a dress.
We love the neck warmer.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - mom said she would make you a dress.
I hope Santy Paws brings u a pretty dress. :)
OMD Amber, NO DRESS EVER??????
How can that be? You would look pawsome in a dress! I just bet that you have the perfectest dress EVER and it is waitin for you under the Christmas tree. But, like me you GOTS TO WAIT!
Also, I gots a big box from YOU and your Brudder but I have to WAIT!
Happy Howlidays!
Woos, Tessa
Oh dears Amber, I am just truely at a loss furs words here. I would offers to make you a dress with my own paws but since I ain't allowed to play withs scissors...well, and who knows how da heck it would turn out. It prolly have like 10 arm holes.
Sorry but I loves your nekkied sissy's.
Puddles
Aww, Amber, we're sorry you are not getting your Christmas dress. But we think you look beautiful without one, too!
Hmmm, we are thinking that just maybe you might find a surprise under the tree - we are sure your Mom won't let you down.
That Dexter is a cutie, but not as cute as our Mr. Pip.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh Amber! How dare she! Maybe Santa Paws will get you one
Dachshund Nola
I am sure you will get a super sweet dress really soon
Love and licks, Winnie
poor amber da weenie!! i will say though that sewing is very difficult and i bet your mom pulls through in time for christmas! :) i hope you have a wonderful, safe and lovely christmas!!
congratulations to amber being a fashionable daweenie dog, smile smils smile.. bye bye
Amber! We are really, really hoping that Santa Paws will bring you a special present!!! Paws CROSSED!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
We are all so upset for you. WE have decided to do a "Sit In" here at Canine Country Club.
I am just going to sit here by My Vickies computer until you get a dress. Yes....that is what I am going to do.
Oh wait, first I have to go for a walk with My Vickie and My friends.
and then.....
Oh well, just know I want you to have a dress.
MErry Christmas
Bert
I'm sorry! i wish you would've got your dress too. Santa may still come! Never know...
Awww, sweet Amber we think your ear warmer looks cute as a neck warmer...but you may not need it in Florida. We are sorry you have to wait to get your dwess you wanted so much...hand in there though we bet you have not been forgotten. Hugs and nose kisses
BOL! Hardy Har Har :P Must say though Amber, that neck/ear warmer is rather stylish :) Glad to see the 'nekked' one has something to wear. Luv the print! :D Paws crossed fur you to get your dressy wessy soon!
Happy Holidays to all of you,
Roo
Poor Amber.........and you selected such BEAUTIFUL BONE fabric fur your dress.
Never fear......there is still some time left for Santa Paws to come through! Here's hoping he leaves you a beautiful new frock underneath your tree!!
Holiday Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Amber,
I'm sure you will get your dress soon!! Although I guess your sissy needs it more than you.
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and Happy Howlidays!!
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Oh Amber, I am sorry you are sad.. i will send you over some tissues. You are not alone. Marc and I are on major cat babysitting duty because so many parents abandoned (i mean went on vacation) their pets
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