Dec 25, 2013

Wishin' Every Buddy a Merry Christmas!


HAP-PEE HOLLY-DAYS TO ALL MY
BLOGVILLE FURIENDS!

Still tryin' to make me way back to Blogville 100%
BUTT
Me hit a few stumblin blocks on da way. (Ouchy)
SO
Me's bout 85% dere and truckin along!

Be Back Soon!

Hope Santy Paws was good to every buddy!
 
Amber...
WOOF 

Dec 5, 2013

Just Tryin' To Make It Back To Blogville

Hey Dere Ya'll......
Any buddy out dere???

Do any buddy remember me???

It been such a looooooog time since me been here in Blogville.

Da remodel project is worse den squirrel poop....
Yuppers....puppers and kitties...
Worse den squirrel poop, I says!
(And dat be purrrrrty bad)

One Dee-Lay after anudder.....

Just to give a FEW examples.....

1.  It took da Momma 4-ever to get all our stuffs packed up in boxes.

2.  Da carpet installers were supposed to take TWO days to install da new carpet (so me could pee on it).

3.  Instead of TWO days, it took FOUR 87 million days.

4.  Da carpet installers RAN OUT OF CARPET on da FOURTH day.  

5.  More carpet had to be ordered and it took TWO more weeks before it was installed.

6.  Got a new dishwasher.....BUTT....when da old one was taken out, it be discovered dat da wiring was bad.  OMD.....my house could have burned down {wit me in it.....:(  }    Dad had to spend some time re-wiring fur da new dishwasher.  Me and da pack had to keep LICKING da dishes clean until da new dishwasher was up and runnin'.

7.  Da Momma finally put my puter back.  BUTT....da virus software wasn't loading up anymore.  Her had to spend a HOLE 87 days on da phone wit da puter guy from da virus company getting him to find da pwoblems and re-load.

8.  Da printer decided to break down.  Guess da squirrels got to it when it be on va-k-shun in da garage.  Da Momma had to go out and buy a new printer.

9.  Dad broke da mirror on da medicine cabinet in da guest potty room.  (Dat be 87 years of bad luck, Dad).  Still waiting fur da glass place to replace da mirror.

10.  Da Momma couldn't find da box her stored her thread in so her could make new curtains fur da master potty room.  Her finally found da thread yesterday.......but now her electric scissors still be hidin' somewheres.  (So no curtains = every buddy sees me when me goes potty).

11.  Me hooman sissy was put back into da hospital again a few days before Turkey Day.  So no turkey again fur me dis year.  Her was in da hospital last year fur turkey day too.  Dat Lupus ting is sure whippin her butt....(and mine too).  Her still is in purrrrrty bad condition.   (Prayers Please)

12.  Da Momma still has 87 million boxes of my stuffs to clean and put away.

13.  ME HAS NO CURRENT PICTURE OF ME B-U-T-FUL SELF BECAUSE.........MOM CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH BOX HER PACKED DA FLASHY BEAST IN!!!

SO.....FUR NOW.....AN OLD PICTURE OF B-U-T-FUL ME SO ALL ME BUDDIES DON'T FURGET ME!



Also...a gweat BIGGIFIED
THANK YOU
to Ann from


For letting me and brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) be pawt of da
BLOGVILLE ADVENT CALENDAR
 Thank you, Ann
Me LUVS me picture. 
(Ain't me cute!!)

Keep all your paws crossed dat me can get all da way back to me furiends in Blogville real soon.  Me's been keepin up wit all of you's on me WiFi television set, but me can't post or comment from da TV.

Gotta go back and help Mom get into anudder box unpack anudder box.

Be Back Soon...
(Me Hopes)

PawHuggies to Every Buddy!

Amber (Da Invisible Weenie)

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Sep 18, 2013

PACKIN' IT UP--WORDY ON A WORDLESS WINDS-DAY

Today me gots some GOOD news...
and
some BAD news!

Furst....da GOOD news!

Da odder day me heard da Momma say dat dere finally be da light at da end of da very looong tunnel.
(Me don't see no tunnel, Mom)

Da remodel project at me house has been going on fur more den a year now.
AND
Finally it will all be over soon.

Da room painting in da main pawt of da house is halfway done.
Dad hopes to finish over da weekend.

All da old 22-year-old carpet is being torn out.
(Can me pee on da old carpet just to say me did it?)

Da new carpet be comin' da second week in October!

By da end of October me will be livin in a whole NEW house!
(Well, not NEW...butt remodeled and clean)
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BUTT
wit da GOOD, dere has to be BAD too.

Da WHOLE house has to be PACKED up and all da furniture gots to be moved out fur da carpet peeps so dey can put in da new carpet.
Mom...you gonna pack ME too?

OH NOSE!  Even my puter gots to get packed away!
(How is me gonna keep in touch wit all me furiends in Blogville?)

Mommy says we's only gonna be gone fur a few weeks and den dis nightmare will be over.

Pleeeeze don't furget me while me is gone!

Mommy says if me helps her clean up afterward, den me can get back sooner.
So dat's what me will do.

Me will see ya'll again...real soon.
And me will borrow da flashy beast and take pictures of me house..and all da hard work me did!

SO...
See ya'll real soon!


Before me goes, here be a cute video 'bout
PACKIN'
(Kind of)

IF IT FITS, I SITS!



PawHugs,
AMBER
(Da One Wit NO puter!)

WOOF






Sep 13, 2013

A Little Bit of This and a Little Bit of That!

A BIG FRYday Helloooo to Every Buddy out dere!

FURst me wants to say Thank You to
fur sending me anudder great treat product fur me and my pack to review and enjoy!

You all nose dat guy, right?
Him is purrrty special and right at da top of my list for supplying great products and great service.

So stop by and visit Mr. Chewy and tell him Amber sent ya!
He'll TREAT you right every time!
Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) was the furst to get to the box!
(It's all mine, Holly)

 OK...what do we have in here?

Healthsome HALO Natural Dog Treats with Chicken and Cheese
(YUM YUM)
These are Antioxidant Rich (what's that?) and they help support a healthy immune system.
They have only good wholesome ingredients and they taste so yummy!
(Do me haves to share wit da pack, Momma?)


Shelby says PLEEEEEZE!

Pepper, I'll have to box your jaws for these treats!

The Karate Queen herself...Autumn
(I want one FURST!)

OK, Dad!  Start passin' em out!  We've waited long enough!

Me so wittle and dey all pushed me out of da way!
Can me have a tweet pleeeeeze!
Thank you, Mommy!

SO....ALL ME FURIENDS!
GO GRAB YOUR MOMMY'S PLASTIC TINGY AND VISIT
TODAY!
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Next on me list.......
Mommy told me if me pwomised not to be YAPPY, her would take me to YAPPY HOUR at
The Doggie Bag Boutique.
Me pwomised, and her took me!

And

ME GOT TO MEET
IN DA FURS!

Him is so nice and me tinks me has a new special furiend!
(And he sings good too)
See you again soon, Gizmo!
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And finally....

A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO
FOR THIS TERRIFIC AWARD!
The SUPER SWEET Blogging Award!

To be eligible, me has to answer 4 questions.

  1. Cookies or Cake?  A lot of you nose what happens to me when it be some buddy's birfday......Me is ALWAYS looking fur my piece of CAKE!
  2. What is your Favorite sweet treat?  CAKE (or anything eatable, sweet or not...BOL)
  3. When do you crave sweet things the most?  Whenever me isn't sleeping!
  4. If you had a sweet name, what would it be?  Mommy calls me SUGAR PIE sometimes
 Again..a BIG Thank You to

Me would like to pass on dis Sweet Award to all my furiends who haven't received it yet.  Me tinks ya'll are so SWEET!
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Sep 7, 2013

My Very SPECIAL Date

Me has been out of da date pool fur a while now...ever since my WEENIE went to da Bridge 3 months ago.

On da night before Date Day, me went to bed like me usually do.
Me falled fast asleep....
and den me heard it!
Da sound of a buzzing bee!

Could it Be???
Yes!
It be WEENIE and him's
MAGIC BUMBLE BEE!

He swooped down right into my dreams...
And
We were off for a magical date.
Da Gates of Rainbow Bridge were open to guests for Date Day!

My Weenie landed the Magic Bumble Bee in a beautiful meadow!
He gave me a rose and told me his love would never die!

We played in the meadow and even said hello to some of my pack who were already living at the Bridge.

Da day went by way too fast.  Weenie gave me a kiss and said it was time fur him to go.

Until we meet again, my love!
Weenie will always be watching over me until me can be with him again.

Da next morning me woke up thinking about Weenie and the wonderful dream me had.
BUTT
Where did dis Rose come from???
 
 

Aug 27, 2013

Our Raffle Winnings AND Presents From The Bridge

Me won some really cool drool stuffs from da raffle dat
held to help our furiend, BENNY with the cost of him's cancer tweetments.

BUTT

Mommy is makin me share my stuffs wit da rest of da pack.

It be OK....Me loves to share.

 Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie), sissy Autumn is getting into our box!

Mom, while I'm posing fur dis silly photo, Max is getting all da stuffs!

Now Shelby and Pepper are gettin into it too.
What goin on here???

OK...finally me gets my turn!

Max picked da green gator and started chewin on his toe!

Pepper grabs my monkey away from Shelby!

Pepper runs off wit my monkey!  Her tinks it be HER monkey now!

Don't worry guys....me will take good care of you!

We gotted a couple of Fwankie and Ernie EXTRAS too!

Mom put dis stickey into our window so da PoPo and da fire dudes will get us out furst if dere be an emergency at my house.

Den me got dis cool key chain.  Me tinks Fwankie and Ernie have da keys and will drive da car me won down here personally.  Still waitin!

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NOW ME WANTS TO TELL YOU BOUT SOME VERY SPECIAL GIFTS ME GOT RIGHT FROM DA RAINBOW BRIDGE FROM ME ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE......
 Three months ago today my Weenie started him's journey to da Rainbow Bridge.

Butt one day da mail lady brought a box!
 Dis box smells like...WEENIE!!!

 Look, Max....Weenie sent me him's very own turtle and he sent you his whale!

Dis was Weenie's turtle and he gave it to me!

 Max....don't give my turtle a raspberry!

Dis smells like Weenie and me will hold onto it furever!

Oh look...Weenie sent me him's photo too.
And him can SEE again since he got to da Bridge!

 WAAAAA!  Me misses you so much.
{sniff sniff}

 You will always be my only love, Weenie!

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