I Have Learned.......

I has learned not to make da same mistakes over and over again......

Like....

Do not hide Mom's car keys under da bed cause she doesn't always takes me to da dogter....

Missed lots of fun trips by doing dis

Eat da treats Mom gives me right away beclaws.........

Dere are odder members of da pack dat lives here

and dey is always starving

The same ting applies to da dinner

Don'ts wait until da last minute to runs out da doggie door.........

Chances are I won't makes it in time

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BUTT...MOST OF ALL

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DO NOT DO ZOOMIES WIT

DA BRUDDER MAX

AT 87 MILES PER HOUR

AND EXPECTS TO SURVIVE....

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Da Steps of Doom

A Second look at Da Steps of Doom

See How Littles I is On Dos Steps

Now Looks at My Teenie Weenie Legs

Ok's .... here is da story.....In late 2009 my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) was chasing me all over da big family room......I made da BIG decision to run up dos big wide steps..........Two steps at a time......

Lesson learned.....Weenie dogs wit SHORT legs jus' can't fly..........

DA RESULT........CRASH........BOOM..........SCREAM!!!!!

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DA RESULT OF DA RESULT.........DIRECT HEAD SLAM INTO DA TOP STEP....

DA RESULT OF DA RESULT OF DA RESULT........

A Disc (not da CD kind) popped right out of

place in my teenie weenie neck.

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Da Proof  (After da Surgery)



 OUCHY!!!!

(Anyones out dere have a bandaid...wit a picture of

Scooby Dooby Preferred?)